Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Why don't you sit down and shut up before I ruin everything by ripping your head off?


Elena: What are you doing here:
Rebekah: Not much. Unless you try to run, in which case I get to kill you.

I'm surprised you have time to call, what with all this Original sex you've been having?


Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Rebekah: This house has enough men rolling around in it.
Kol: Just like you, Rebekah.

Stefan: Klaus has to die. They all do.
Damon: See. It's democracy in action.

Why do you look like someone just show a panda bear?


Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Damon: Have we met?
Kol: I've met a lot of people...And you don't particularly stand out.

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.