If Caroline was here, we'd have a full catered buffet by the side of the road...and a rainbow.

Elena

You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

Damon

Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

Stefan: Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive.
Caroline: Drink.

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I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Damon

One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.

Jeremy

We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?

Bonnie

Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?

For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.

Caroline

Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?

Damon

Stefan: I'll always love you, Elena.
Elena: I'll always love you, too.

[to Elena] It was real. We fell in love on our own.

Stefan

The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Quotes

Caroline: You compelled him again?
Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.

Turns out Elena's friends were right. The world does revolve around her.

Liv