The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Quotes
Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.
Enzo
Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?
Damon
Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.
I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.
Kol
So much testosterone, so few brain cells.
Liv [to Matt]
We can always go kill people!
Enzo
Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.
How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."
Jeremy
Turns out Elena's friends were right. The world does revolve around her.
Liv
All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.
Damon
Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.
Damon
It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.
Damon
