Blake: I love you, Adam.
Adam: I love you too...totally in a non-sexual way.
Blake: I can't say the same.

I woulda picked "Monster Mash" if I was going for creepy.

Blake

I just couldn't wrap my head around the fact that somebody didn't think that I was sexy.

Erin Martin

I don't know if she's ever had fun and cut loose.

Miranda Lambert (about ALyX)

I like the Battle Rounds. I wish they woulda done that on the show I was from.

Kelly Clarkson

Are you allowed to grind your hips at that age, like that?

Christina (to RaeLynn)

Carson: Are you here to promote your show?
Betty White: No, I'm just here to look at Blake Shelton.

I actually was waiting for Christina to start stuffing some ones in some of those guys' pants.

Blake

Jesse, your voice is almost as beautiful as my hair.

Cee Lo

You're the dude to beat.

Adam (to Jesse)

Aren't you glad you have the only sober coach up here?

Christina

You're all gonna be country artists. That's one thing I forgot to tell you.

Blake