It's a wonder you people have survived this long.

Hershel

Don't be too hard on yourself. We've all wanted to shoot Daryl.

Dale

If I had known the world was ending, I would have brought better books.

Dale

I ain't nobody's bitch.

Daryl

I'll control my people, you control yours.

Hershel

I never lied about Sheila, I just got confused about what the bases meant.

Rick

Prodigy what you call a high school stud banging 30 year olds on the regular?

Shane

You see 11 condoms, I see 11 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.

Maggie

People in hell want slurpees.

Daryl

Rick: So, you believe in a blood sucking dog?
Daryl: You believe dead people walking around?

The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

People in hell want slurpees.

Daryl

Rick: So, you believe in a blood sucking dog?
Daryl: You believe dead people walking around?