Rick: You shot him, in the street, out front, a man.
Morgan: Friend, you need glasses. It was a "Walker."

We are surviving here. We are day to day.

Shane

Rick to zombie girl]: I'm sorry this happened to you.

They might not seem like much one at a time, but in a group all riled up and hungry, man you watch your ass.

Morgan

Dwayne: Daddy can I learn to shoot? I'm old enough.
Morgan: Hell yes you're gonna learn. We gotta do it carefully, teach you to respect the weapon.
Rick: That's right. It's not a toy. You pull the trigger, you have to mean it. Always remember that, Dwayne.

One thing I do know, don't you get bit.

Morgan

Is this real? Am I here? Wake, wake up.

Rick

Leon: Maybe we'll get on one of them video shows, you know like, "World's Craziest Police Shows." What do you think?
Rick: What I think Leon is you need to stay focused. Make sure you got a round in your chamber and the safety off.
Shane: Would be kinda cool gettin on one of them shows.

Shane: What's the difference between men and women.
Rick: Is this a joke?
Shane: No serious. I've never met a woman who knew how to turn off the light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on.

Hey you. Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?

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The Walking Dead Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Shane: What's the difference between men and women.
Rick: Is this a joke?
Shane: No serious. I've never met a woman who knew how to turn off the light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on.

Hey you. Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?

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