I'll control my people, you control yours.

Hershel

I never lied about Sheila, I just got confused about what the bases meant.

Rick

Prodigy what you call a high school stud banging 30 year olds on the regular?

Shane

You see 11 condoms, I see 11 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.

Maggie

People in hell want slurpees.

Daryl

Rick: So, you believe in a blood sucking dog?
Daryl: You believe dead people walking around?

Otis: I'm down to my last.
Shane: Me too. I'm sorry.

He talked about the dear, Lori. He talked about the deer.

Rick

You think God exists?

Glenn

Waste of an arrow.

Daryl

"Got bit. Fever hit. World gone to shit. Might as well quit." Dumbass didn't know enough to shoot himself in the head.

Daryl

Lori: Maybe this is how its supposed to be.
Rick: You can't mean that.

The Walking Dead Season 2 Quotes

Please, Lord, punish me however you want, but show mercy on her.

Carol

Rick: I can't go back. Her being out here is my fault.
Shane: That's great. Now they've got you doubting yourself, huh?