Maybe he's out meeting with an interior decorator.

Mulder

It appears he may suffer from moderate to severe constipation.

Mulder

Scully [reading note]: The monsters are here.
Mulder: The monsters are here.
Scully: Does that get your juices flowing?
Mulder: As much as I appreciate any reference to my juices, my only concern here is Skinner.

Father says there's two refuges in life for sorrow, music and cats, but I think cats are creepy.

Davey

Mulder: Do you mind if I ask how she died?
Davey: Yes.

You two came along and you taught me not to hide from it but to have the guts to shine a light directly into the darkest corners and if given the choice between advancing my career by being blindly loyal to some faceless puppeteers pulling strings from the shadows or to throw in with you two? Make no mistake about it, I'd make the same decision every single damn time.

Skinner

Imagine a government who could literally control the minds of its citizens by exposing their minds to a poison. It's happening. It's happenin' right now!

Davey

The X-Files Season 11 Episode 6 Quotes

It appears he may suffer from moderate to severe constipation.

Mulder

Maybe he's out meeting with an interior decorator.

Mulder