The X-Files
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As you can tell by the shape of it, it's rather rectangular.
Guy
Yeah, this is how I like my Mulder.
Scully
Mulder: So, we're looking for a man-sized horned lizard with human teeth. You're enjoying yourself aren't you, Scully?
Scully: Yeah, I am. I forgot how much fun these kinds of cases could be.
Scully: And, animals don't shoot blood out of their eyeballs.
Mulder: Oh no?! Well, tell that to the lizard. Which shoots blood out of its eyeballs, Scully. Yes. It's a scientific fact.
Scully: Mulder, the internet is not good for you.
Mulder: That's its ear. Or maybe it's its foot.
Scully: Mulder...
Mulder: And this one? If ya squint...it looks like somethin'...and then this! It's in focus!
Scully: Well what is it?
Mulder: It's a close-up! Of the creature. Notice I didn't say monster. And it wasn't a Sasquatch, but it was definitely an animal. Man-sized and hairless.
Scully: Maybe it was a mangy Sasquatch.
Scully: The uniqueness of the wounds indicates a human element.
Mulder: Awwww Scully, I gave up profiling before I gave up monsters. Ya seen one serial killer, ya seen 'em all.
Notice they didn't get a picture of it, which is odd, since everyone has a camera on them these days.
Mulder
Scully: Sanjay heard sounds right before he committed suicide. It could be you, Mulder. This is dangerous.
Mulder: When has that ever stopped us before?
Scully: Have they found Molly or Kyle?
Skinner: You were the last one to see them, Agent Mulder.
Mulder: I blacked out after Goldman's eyes popped out of his sockets. Believe me, you can't unsee that.
Scully: What if he's out there somewhere like one of those kids on Sanjay's wall, fighting for his life?
Mulder: All we can do, Scully, is pull the thread. See what unravels.
You're never just anything to me, Scully.
Mulder
Scully: Dr. Goldman is under investigation.
Mulder: Obamacare...
