The X-Files
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on FOXThe X-Files Season 11 Quotes
Reggie: When I went back, they had silenced him. They had impaled him with a lawn dart.
Scully: I'm sorry, but what's a lawn dart?
Reggie. Oh! It's this kids' game where you would try to throw these mini metallic javelins into the air into these rings that you put on a lawn.
Scully: And they sold these to kids?
Mulder: We were made of sterner stuff back then, Scully.
Scully: Well, it just sounds like an accidental death to me.
Reggie: NO!!! No! That's what they want you to believe!
Mulder: It's the Mandela Effect.
Reggie: The what?
Mulder: The Mandela Effect, when someone has a memory that doesn't coincide with everyone else's or the facts, so named because some people have a memory that Nelson Mandela died in prison in the '80s when in fact he died a free man in 2013.
Reggie: No. It's called the Mengele Effect because people have the memory of Josef Mengele being apprehended in Ohio in 1970, so it's the Mengele Effect.
Mulder: The Mandela Effect has been an internet meme for almost a decade. It's ALWAYS been called that.
Reggie. Eh, see? You're having a Mengele Effect about the Mandela Effect.
Top of the mornin' Agent Muldoon, what's on your mind?
Chucky
Scully: You're saying you believe him.
Mulder: No, I'm just saying I think the kid's too stupid to make it up.
Judy: I know what you want, bitch.
Scully: I want to talk about Arkie.
Judy: Came to the end of his rope!
Judy: What are you, 40s? You're all dried up. Not even half a woman.
Scully: You can't hurt me, Judy.
Judy: Nothin' hurts like the truth.
Scully: You're careful not to taint that, but you're willing to conceal this? [holds up his phone]
Mulder: You said taint. This may not be related to that.
Scully: Are you OK?
Mulder: I got my phone back.
Scully: Why do you operate so well with your hands cuffed behind your back?
Mulder: As if you didn't know.
Scully, you looked so adorbs just there, all curled up in a ball in the booth of a skanky bar with your fingers wrapped around the grip of an assassin's Glock.
Mulder
Scully: We need your help, Walter, even if you don't trust us.
Skinner: What is this? How did we get here?
Mulder: I'm gonna X-File this bran muffin, get to the bottom of why it's so friggin' good.
Scully: I don't care if it came out of an alien's butt. I'm gonna eat the whole thing. Mmmm.
