God isn't for you, Lenny. God is for men who have no use for freedom.

Spencer

Halitosis is a defamation of the soul.

Lenny

A good person is somebody who puts himself last. Who renounces his temptations and needs, working only for the interests of others.

Lenny

Lenny: You once asked me who I really am, do you remember that?
Voiello: Certainly.
Lenny: I'm just a man. That's the answer.
Voiello: That's not all, Your Holiness. You are the church.

The morbid curiosity prompted by absence. Your Eminence, as an orphan, I'm very familiar with this.

Lenny

Pity, compassion, forgiveness. All these Christian virtues the world no longer attributes to me. Can they be right? Am I cruel? All I know is everything I do I do for the love of God. That's all.

Lenny

Your life, your papacy, is an unforgettable adventure.

Spencer

You're never going to be Pope, Michael. Get used to it.

Lenny

Several Cardinals told me she has a friendly relationship with halitosis.

Lenny

What are we doing wrong?

Lenny

I just love helicopters. They make me feel like I'm having an adventure.

Sofia

It's time to speak the truth. Pius XIII is a total failure. I'm going to resign, Michael.

Lenny

The Young Pope Quotes

There by the big dipper. That's where God lives.

Lenny

Lenny: I will never get over my aversion to tourists.
Gutierrez: Why is that Holy Father?
Lenny: Because they are just passing through.