Randall: Is this movie going to make me cry?
Kevin: Uh well you cry at everything so probably.
Randall: Oh it's gonna make me cry buckets, I can tell.

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Kevin: What's going on here?
Miguel: Oh well Kate and Toby are getting In Vitro, and your mother knows everything there is to know about IVF because of Eloise and Plaza.
Kevin: The book?
Miguel: No.

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Deja: This school is pretty white, man.
Randall: What? White people go to this school?
Deja: They got a club for milk enthusiasts. What is that?
Randall: Sounds like my kind of club. Where do I sign up?

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• Added: October 02, 2018

I'm the king of cas. Cas like casual not the king of cashmere. Although that's a lie; I am the king of cashmere. I am, and I'm not ashamed of it.

Kevin

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