Togetherness Quotes
Just fake it. Do you see this smile? I'm dead inside.
Tina
I feel like I'm carrying the dead bodies of Brett and Michelle on my shoulders all day.
Brett
Before there were smartphones and electric cars, there was shotgunning beers.
Alex
Where do you go after World War III emotional bombing?
Brett
I'm not a f*ckin' steel-rod boner man, okay? I'm 37 years old. I can't have a boner 24/7.
Brett
I can't have an international peace treaty about the state of my boner in the middle of making love.
Brett
She's a little too busy getting felt up by the Marlboro Man.
Alex
That was the biggest c*ck block in the history of c*ck blocks.
Alex
Listen, if you get cancer, I'm really sorry.
Michelle
You're crushing it in those Spanx.
Tina
Let's just go be gross and not have to look at each other while we do it."
Brett
Brett: She's a crazy person.
Alex: She's a lunatic. But I think it's working.
