True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.
Pam
Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon
Lorena [to Sookie]
Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.
Eric
Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?
Pam
If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?
Eric
Marnie just puked that bitch out.
Lafayette
Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off.
Marnie [to Pam]
Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?
Lafayette
Never underestimate the power of blind faith. It can manifest itself in ways that bend the laws of physics or break them entirely
Sophie-Anne
We fight like siblings, but we fu-k like champions.
Eric
(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!
Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
