It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.

Pam

You can read minds and shoot light out of your fingers. Who am I to tell you what's best for you?

Alcide

It's amazing what a little shut-eye can do to calm the nerves.

Sam

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

Sookie

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam

Sookie: I'm scared.
Eric: Death is scary. I've been avoiding it for a thousand years.

I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.

Bill

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses's cock, I am born again!

Russell

Believe me, my head is the last place you'd wanna be.

Sookie [to Alcide]

I don't speak techie!

Eric

Bill has been Lorena's drug of choice for centuries; it will be tough for her to break it.

Russell

True Blood Quotes

Every human needs a vampire.

Bill

I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.

Summer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes