Popular True Blood Quotes
It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.Pam
You can read minds and shoot light out of your fingers. Who am I to tell you what's best for you?Alcide
It's amazing what a little shut-eye can do to calm the nerves.Sam
For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.Sookie
We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.Pam
Sookie: I'm scared.
Eric: Death is scary. I've been avoiding it for a thousand years.
I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.Bill
Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses's cock, I am born again!Russell
Believe me, my head is the last place you'd wanna be.Sookie [to Alcide]
I don't speak techie!Eric
Bill has been Lorena's drug of choice for centuries; it will be tough for her to break it.Russell