Popular True Blood Quotes
Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.Jason
God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.Russell
Oh I love a good execution.Bill
I can eat who I want.Jessica
I don't speak techie!Eric
Will you be my vampire bride?Franklin [to Tara]
Sookie: I've been admiring your necklace all day.
Amy: Oh, thanks. It's a lariat. I made it.
Sookie: You make jewelry?
Amy: Easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one if you want.
Sookie: Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver
Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.Eric
I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.Holly
What would we be if we were normal? I can't even picture it.Sookie
I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.Sookie
Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.Andy