Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill

I can eat who I want.

Jessica

I don't speak techie!

Eric

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

Sookie: I've been admiring your necklace all day.
Amy: Oh, thanks. It's a lariat. I made it.
Sookie: You make jewelry?
Amy: Easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one if you want.
Sookie: Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver

Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.

Eric

I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.

Holly

What would we be if we were normal? I can't even picture it.

Sookie

I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.

Sookie

Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

Andy

True Blood Quotes

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.

Jason

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes