I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

Jason

Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

Sookie

Sam: She just lost her son.
Luna: She just ate her son.

Can we blow up these Wiccan dips---s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.

Pam

Let me kill this uppity Wiccan Cunt....your majesty.

Pam

The other Eric is still here.

Eric

You never get over the loss of someone you love, you just learn to deal with it.

Arlene

I might be parrot-phrasing a little.

Jason

We get it. You don't like vampires. Well, I don't like narrow-minded skinny bitches with bad dye jobs.

Jessica

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Pam

True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

I should warn you - I fed.

Bill

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes