Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.


Godric: Father, brother, son... Let me go.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.


Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

Men without souls do not cry.


Arlene, I want to marry you. And together we will surround that baby with more love than it can handle.


I don't know if God is on board for this.


I care about very few people in this world. A small handful of vampires and you.


Sam: Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!
Sookie: They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.

Sam's mother

(To Eric) You may be the strongest, oldest vampire in my queendom, but if I wanted, I could own your fangs as earrings


True Blood Quotes

Should we say grace?


Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes