Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. It had nothing to do with you... It's been a long night, and I need to sleep. Now get the f-uck out.

Bill [to Lorena]

I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.


If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.


Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

People love giving redheads tips - and I've always been the only redhead at Merlotte's.


A woman is only a woman. But a good cigar is a smoke.


Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.

I wanna look like I can kick some serious ass. Which I can.


Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.

Sam's mother

No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sack.


True Blood Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

We fucked like only two vampires can.

Bill [on Lorena, to Sookie]

Bill: I have left my life in Bon Temps. And I'm leaving you.
Sookie: Shut the fuck up.

True Blood Season 3 Episode 4 Music

  Song Artist
Song Bondhead Onepointsix
Song Mamasita Daddy P
Song Blame It on the Fact That I'm a Man The Mears Brothers