True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Episode 4: "9 Crimes" Quotes
Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. It had nothing to do with you... It's been a long night, and I need to sleep. Now get the f-uck out.
Bill [to Lorena]
I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.
Jason
If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.
Franklin
Let's go, RuPaul.
Eric [to Lafayette]
People love giving redheads tips - and I've always been the only redhead at Merlotte's.
Arlene
A woman is only a woman. But a good cigar is a smoke.
King
Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.
I wanna look like I can kick some serious ass. Which I can.
Sookie
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.
Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.
Sam's mother
No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sack.
Alcide
