We will eat you, after we eat your children. Now time for the weather... Tiffany?

Russell

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Mine is the true face of vampires!

Russell

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I'll mourn you, Tara. I'll mourn you to my very marrow.

Franklin

• Permalink: I'll mourn you, Tara. I'll mourn you to my very marrow.
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Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.

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I'll be damned. Maybe God loves fags!

Lafayette's mother

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With all respect, I did not report Russell Edgington to you because I want him to die at my own hands.

Eric

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FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.

Eric

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Jason: Could you not make me a rapist?
Crystal: I'm sorry!

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As much as you wanna be human, I think I'm closer to meeting you halfway to vampire.

Sookie

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I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.

Sookie

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Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?

Sookie

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