Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.

Talbot

Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?

Bill [to Russell]

I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.

Russell [to Bill]

Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?

Poor Talbot. Are your diamond slippers chafing?

Russell

You can read minds and shoot light out of your fingers. Who am I to tell you what's best for you?

Alcide

Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.

That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.

Arlene

Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.

Tara

Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?

You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.

Jason

Debbie: She's a cunt.
Russell: But she's a special cunt.

True Blood Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

I don't know how to start forgiving you. I don't know if I ever will.

Sookie [to Bill]

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

Jason

True Blood Season 3 Episode 8 Music

  Song Artist
Song Tea Biscuit Eduardo Ponsdomenech
Till You Lay Down Your Heavy Load Eilen Jewel iTunes
Dynamite and Whiskey Fred Eaglesmith iTunes