Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

Lafayette

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• Added: August 01, 2011

When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.

Terry

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• Added: June 27, 2011

Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?

Eric

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• Added: June 27, 2011

"Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."

Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]

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• Added: June 27, 2011

We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.

Lafayette

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• Added: June 27, 2011

I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.

Sookie

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• Added: June 27, 2011