True Blood
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Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.
Pam
Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.
Pam
Every human needs a vampire.
Bill
Sookie! I'm actually fucking happy to see you!
Pam
Bill: You need a vampire in your life Sookie, more so than anyone else here. You need protection.
Alcide: She has me.
Bill: You're not good enough.
Sook meet Violet, she's European.
Jason
Believe me, my head is the last place you'd wanna be.
Sookie [to Alcide]
When you dream of me, dream of nice things.
Eric
I'm gnawing at my own arm and you're gonna drop fang on me?
Sookie
Bill: We made a deal Sookie.
Sookie: I know we did Bill, but Eric took our deal and fucked it in the ass.
It is scientifically impossible for you to be this fucking slow!
Sarah Newlin
Screw your kisses and your hugs and your atta girls.
Sookie
