Sookie [after Bill's proposal]: Then why can't I say it? My heart's flying around in my chest - I can't even think straight. My life's inside out. With all that's happened I'm not sure about anything. I don't even know if I'm human!
Bill: What?
Sookie: Maybe I am some kind of freak. I've only met one other person in the world like me and who even knows where he is? And what happens when I grow old? And weak? And you're still the same, what then?
Bill: Sookie, I don't care about any of that. I want you just as you are.
Sookie: But I'm not even sure what I am!
Bill: Are you saying no?
Sookie: No I'm saying...I don't know what I'm saying. I need a minute to clean myself up. I'm sorry

I love the smell of nail polish in the morning

Jason

Sheriff Bud Dearborne: Come by the station in the morning and I'll give you your badge back.
Andy Bellefleur: Really? I won't let you down Bud. And I am never touching another drink again.
Sheriff Bud Dearborne: This town's a hell of a mess and I'm man enough to know I can't shoulder it myself.... You might have your faults Andy but at least you got pants on

God bless whoever made those jeans. I swear I'd wear him like a scrunchie

Woman [about Sam]

It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?

Jason

Never say never when there's the Internet

Sam

I heard about your maker. That blows

Sophie-Anne [to Eric]

(To Eric) You may be the strongest, oldest vampire in my queendom, but if I wanted, I could own your fangs as earrings

Sophie-Anne

Never underestimate the power of blind faith. It can manifest itself in ways that bend the laws of physics or break them entirely

Sophie-Anne

Andy: ...and women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything
Jason: Actually I do. I work out like a motherfucker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff

We have to go get him. Eggs needs to get out now! How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love? How come you get that option and I don't? I finally found a strong, beautiful man who loves me, and y'all wanna keep me from rescuing him because you're afraid I might get hurt? How hurt do you think I'm gonna be if we wait and something happens to him!

Tara [to Sookie]

Surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence

Sophie-Anne

True Blood Season 2 Quotes

I'm tired of charring my ass on your back burner.

Sam

Your bedtime will be 4 a.m., not a minute later... We also recycle in this house.

Bill