You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.

Jason

Debbie: She's a cunt.
Russell: But she's a special cunt.

I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.

Eric

You're acting like a century-old child!

Talbot [to Russell]

I love you, Sookie Stackhouse. And I will love you forever.

Bill

I don't know how to start forgiving you. I don't know if I ever will.

Sookie [to Bill]

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

Jason

Tara: Sookie, let's go he is dead!

Sookie: No he's not. This (holds up goop) is what is left when a vampire dies.

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.

Sam

I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.

Summer

I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

Jason

True Blood Season 3 Quotes

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper

For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.

French waitress

True Blood Season 3 Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes