I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.


Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.


Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?


Russell: A King in front of them, a Queen behind them - and they're talking about a human girl.
Talbot: Men.

I am not gonna die cuz of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!


Talbot: You're not supposed to bring work home.
Russell [pointing at himself]: Frankin - King!

Talbot: You and your dusty love beast are at odds with my decor.
Franklin: No one cares what you think about anything. Shut up!

Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. It had nothing to do with you... It's been a long night, and I need to sleep. Now get the f-uck out.

Bill [to Lorena]

I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.


If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.


Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

People love giving redheads tips - and I've always been the only redhead at Merlotte's.


True Blood Season 3 Quotes

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.


For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.

French waitress

True Blood Season 3 Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes