True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 5 Quotes
Kibwe: You have any idea what you have done?
Eric: He was a dick.
Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.
Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.
Lafayette
Are we seriously siting here discussing education reform?
Russell
Emma! You know daddy does not like it when you're human. Do you want Nigel to eat you?
Steve
We're not runnin, no one fu-ks with us in our house.
Tara
Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
I love yah Bubba.
Jason
Please take this hurt away from me so that I can go on and have my life.
Hoyt
We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.
Pam
Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.
