If I don't come up with a new play, the dead trees, the present from the stork...aren't going to be what they call moot points

Frank

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• Added: July 12, 2015

Jordan: Maybe we should talk alternatives
Frank: Like what? Another dog?
Jordan: Adoption
Frank: No. I don't do somebody else's timing. My own kid I see. Yeah. It's my responsibility. But, you don't take on somebody else's grief.

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• Added: July 12, 2015

Ani: What the fuck, man? I'm commanding officer of this detail. You call me if you got something.
Ray: Well, I got shot. That's somethin'. I found our murder scene. That's something else.

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• Added: July 04, 2015

Dad: Aw, son, they kill you. They shoot you to pieces.
Ray: Where is this?
Dad: I don't know. You were here first.

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• Added: July 04, 2015

Ani: If we don't get anything today, I want you on working girls. Put those looks to use.
Paul: Sure.
Ani: So, I could not mention it, but you're an adult.
Paul: Alright.
Ani: Alright. That actress.
Paul: If you're asking me if I did what she said, I'm gonna get out of the fuckin' car.
Ani: Well, I was gonna ask if you thought the exposure would interfere with doing field work.

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• Added: July 04, 2015

Frank: There's a certain stridency at work here. I'm gonna put it off to you gettin' blasted.
Ray: Aw, frankly, I'm apoplectic.
Frank: I'm feeling a little apoplectic myself.

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• Added: July 04, 2015

Burris: That clear to you, detective?
Ray: Ten four, lieutenant. Just one question. Am I supposed to solve this or not?

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• Added: June 28, 2015

Just so you know, I support feminism, mostly by having body image issues.

Ray

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• Added: June 28, 2015

The fundamental difference between the sexes is that one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.

Ani

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• Added: June 28, 2015

Well, I don't know anything about that, but sometimes a good beating provokes personal growth.

Ray

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• Added: June 28, 2015

Ani: His insurance had these forms. Items likely stolen from his place. We can put out pawn sheets on them. What'd you guys get?
TD: Oh. The young man here, he got a dynamite anecdote.

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• Added: June 28, 2015

Paul: Found his lawyer, too. Had to hump all over her leg for this shit. Oh, and this one fag, at the bank? He started hittin' on me. I almost clocked the guy.
TD: Yeah? Why would you do that?

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• Added: June 28, 2015