Tulsa King
Sundays on Paramount+Tulsa King Season 1 Episode 2: "Center of the Universe" Quotes
Stacy: I'm just saying; at least he's got some integrity.
Agent: Nothing sexier than a cold-blooded killer with principles.
Tyson: You gettin' in?
Dwight: You would think for two grand a week, you'd get out and open the door.
Tyson: Seriously? You want me to do that shit?
Dwight: No, but it would have been nice if you offered.
Dwight: The fact that it's barely 11 am and you got a buzz to kill makes me question your work ethic.
Bodhi: I'm selling weed, not operating a nuclear reactor.
Dwight: This is why people break the law because they make everything legitimate so frigging complicated.
Tyson: It ain't all that complicated. We'll just get you a new license.
Dwight: You're such a good citizen.
Tyson: Why'd you go to jail?
Dwight: I didn't go to jail. I went to prison. Jail's like a five-star resort they put you in before they send you to prison.
Tyson: So, what'd you do?
Dwight: Ah, I tore the tongue outta this guy who kept asking so many stupid questions.
Tyson: That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Dwight: I'm impressed.
Chickie: How's Tulsa treating ya?
Dwight: Are you kiddin' me? It's like the Paris of the southwest.
Stacy: Listen, I need you to know that if you get jammed up here, there's nothing' I can do to help you out.
Dwight: I don't expect you to. We done, Miss Stacy Beale?
You know, I feel like Rip Van Winkle. You wake up after 25 years, and GM has gone electric, Dylan has gone public, a phone is a camera, coffee? Five bucks a cup. And the Stones, bless their heart, they're still on tour.
Dwight
