Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7: "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" Quotes
Alan: I... I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom.
Charlie: There is, but we're both too pretty for jail
Judith: Charlie, have you said derogatory things about me to Jake?
Charlie: No. Why? Do you want me to?
Daisy: I'm Daisy, the caterer.
Charlie: You're Berta's sister?
Daisy: Same mom, dad's a little iffy
I'm not homeless. I have a home, I just don't know where it's parked!Daisy
Alan: Mom's here. Charlie, can you hear me?
Charlie: Yeah, I just prefer to live in denial
Charlie: Are you happy? Now we have to throw a party for your crazy-ass mother.
Alan: She's your mother, too.
Charlie: How do you know? I could have been adopted.
Alan: You wish
Daisy: I'm staying at a motel tonight.
Berta: Good idea, maybe you'll meet your next husband on the walk there