Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3: "Big Girls Don't Throw Dog Food" Quotes
Alan: The only reason to wear a hat on a date is to cover a bald spot.
Walden: Here you go, for your next date.
Walden: How do I look?
Alan: Your face should be on gay money.
Alan: Remember, at grandma's we have to pee while sitting down so you don't get splatter anywhere.
Jake: I'll manage and that's how you pee anyway.
This guy is like genital herpes. once you got him, you get him for life.Berta