Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 23: "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth" Quotes
Charlie: Thanks for being such a good friend to Chelsea
Alan: You don't have to thank me. I like her and we have a lot in common
Charlie: Yeah, whatever. Just keep it up and I'll try and do the same
Berta [about Alan and Chelsea becoming friends]: This is the perfect set up for you
Charlie: How do you figure?
Berta: Do you like to go shopping?
Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to watch chick flicks?
Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to talk for hours about your feelings?
Berta: Zippy do
Charlie: Oh right...
Berta: He digs the trench, you lay the pipe