Charlie: Thanks for being such a good friend to Chelsea
Alan: You don't have to thank me. I like her and we have a lot in common
Charlie: Yeah, whatever. Just keep it up and I'll try and do the same

Berta [about Alan and Chelsea becoming friends]: This is the perfect set up for you
Charlie: How do you figure?
Berta: Do you like to go shopping?
Charlie: No
Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to watch chick flicks?
Charlie: No
Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to talk for hours about your feelings?
Charlie: No.
Berta: Zippy do
Charlie: Oh right...
Berta: He digs the trench, you lay the pipe

Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 23 Quotes

Berta [about Alan and Chelsea becoming friends]: This is the perfect set up for you
Charlie: How do you figure?
Berta: Do you like to go shopping?
Charlie: No
Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to watch chick flicks?
Charlie: No
Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to talk for hours about your feelings?
Charlie: No.
Berta: Zippy do
Charlie: Oh right...
Berta: He digs the trench, you lay the pipe

Charlie: Thanks for being such a good friend to Chelsea
Alan: You don't have to thank me. I like her and we have a lot in common
Charlie: Yeah, whatever. Just keep it up and I'll try and do the same