Missy: You must be Jake; I am sleeping in your room.
Jake: Well, God Bless America.

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That, my friends, is what happens when hillbillies have unprotected sex with hummingbirds.

Berta

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Alan: You know how old she is.?
Walden: 18 or 19.
Alan: Well, you might lose a friend but you are not going to jail.

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