Snow is a magical blanket, it hides what's ugly and makes everything beautiful


[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast

Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn't?


Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa..
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
Daniel: No!

Ignacio: We have flan
Amanda: What's a flan?
Ignacio: It's delicious custard
Amanda: OH BRING IT!

Amanda: hhhh-ola
Hilda: Actually, it's "ola"
Amanda: No, there's an h in it

Marc: I got your salad with arugula, no dressing but I did get a few extra lemon slices because well you earned them
Wilhelmina: Is that frise?
Marc: no, no
[quickly eats the frise out]
Marc: I ripped your lettuce into bite sized pieces and decobbed your baby corn

Christina: Leave [justin] here he's having fun, he's alright
Betty: Really?
Christina: Besides I got some elf costumes to try on later and little people make me nervous

Wilhelmina: We're in this together
Daniel: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Wilhelmina: More

Betty: I don't like lying
Marc: Neither do I... okay that was a lie

Have you been smoking one of your ponchos?

Amanda [to Betty]

I'm guessing the cosmo fountain might have spilled something

Marc [about Amanda]

Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies

Amanda: Ground rules: Stop with the chatty, don't stand so close to me, and no one eats the grilled cheese
Betty: She's eating one
Marc: Of course fat carol is eating one, what did you expect?