Becks: Okay jokes over, where's your real assistant?
Daniel: Come on, Betty's a great girl
Becks: Yeah after twelve shots

Wilhelmina: As lovely as that sounds I'm a few years off from having a duck quack off in my face
Fabia: Whatever you say Wrinklemina

Wilhelmina: Who did you work, Shapiro?
Fabia: Fabia has had no work done
Wilhelmina: Please there's enough left over skin from your surgeries to make a bed for my cat

I love your assistant, I have the same one in beige

Fabia

Go away, isn't there someone with a cold sore you could be making fun of?

Marc

Justin: Are you talking to Posh?
Betty: No, but I'm talking to the people that talk to her
Justin: Betty rules

Betty [on hidden bluetooth]: Betty Suarez
Ignacio: I know, I named you

Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Justin: Are you talking to Posh?
Betty: No, but I'm talking to the people that talk to her
Justin: Betty rules

Betty [on hidden bluetooth]: Betty Suarez
Ignacio: I know, I named you