Betty: I can't believe you're getting married, if i was getting married I'd never stop talking about my wedding
Marc: And we'd all kill ourselves in six different ways

We're very different people, but we're in the same position so sometimes we have to look after each other

Marc [to Betty]

She was buying questionable meat products and stealing toys from children

Suzuki [referring to Betty]

Amanda: These stilettos were not meant for walking
Betty: Fine, I'll go by myself
Amanda: Can you get me some beef jerky?

Marc: What'd I do?
Amanda: You crashed cliff's car
Marc: Is he ever gonna be able to trust me again?
Amanda: Can't you get it fixed? It's just a car and it's an ugly car too. You did him a favor

Now might be a really good time for some stress eating, I'm sure Cliff is a food stasher

Amanda

You're gonna give yourself worry lines, not that anyone could see them under that canopy of bangs

Marc [to Betty]

You think if you get the news to Daniel you'll come up smelling like a she-ro

Marc

Claire, just so you know I'm going hunting later on today, feel free to walk in front of my gun

Wilhelmina

Thank god it's hunting season. If I can't be with the man I want, at least I can kill something

Wilhelmina

Are you punishing me cause I don't believe in gay marriage? I only meant that for unattractive gays and Cliff is really growing on me

Amanda

Daniel: I guess you kind of are OCD about things
Betty: I prefer the word careful

Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Daniel: I guess you kind of are OCD about things
Betty: I prefer the word careful

Betty: I feel like I'm in the middle of a fashion storm right now
Amanda: You look like a plus size princess. Dressing you up with clothing from my hefty years is like playing with a big squishy doll. It's so fun, can we do it tomorrow please?