I took lemons and made a lemon martini


and just so you know Fey quit smoking during her pregnancy... eventually. If that doesn't say love I don't know what does


I put my sweat, blood and old nose into this place. If I can't have Mode, no one can


I was conceived in studio 54, I knew there was glamor in my genes


Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.


Drop a penny and a blond receptionist from the 28th floor and they both hit the ground a the same time


Daniel: Are you crying?
Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now

We may have lost Winona Ryder to a movie. We're not sure if she's going to make one or just seen one


Alexis [whispers to Wilhelmina]: I'm not wearing a bra
Wilhelmina: power move

Marc: What year were you born?
Amanda: 1991.
Marc: You're 16?
Amanda: 1992.
Marc: Other way.

Oh honey, no no no. Friends don't let friends wear glitter before noon

Amanda [to Alexis]

Hilda: A guy in a car once told me I could be a model
Betty: I know I stopped you from getting in that car

Ugly Betty Season 2 Quotes

You see this gray hair? This one is called "Santos almost died." I'm not willing to risk another one, so just sit back, relax.


Betty: You want some cereal... shoot I forgot to get the cereal.. which okay because we don't have any milk
Justin: Don't worry about it, we're making macaroni necklaces today, I'll just eat that