Oh, are you taking orders from Madison now?

Yael

Rachel, don’t push away the one guy who ever actually cared about you.

Coleman

Hot version of you was stealing your little boyfriend from right under your nose, so who’s clueless now?

Madison

What? You've never seen anyone kiss before?

Quinn

You didn’t have a cattle prod shoved up your vagina.

Quinn

Yael: So, um, any tips for getting Darius interested?
Coleman: Trust me, he’s interested.

Rachel: Let me entertain you.
Quinn: Why?
Rachel: Because I want back in.
Quinn: I’m listening.

Look, just because I didn't want your disease damaged sperm, doesn't mean I don't want a kid.

Quinn

Complain, complain, complain. No wonder they're all single.

Quinn

Who looks good in a Hawaiian shirt? Trader Joe.

Quinn

All of you put something on that will make men want to have sex with you, especially you.

Quinn

Chantal: Are you serious.
Quinn: As cancer.

UnREAL Quotes

Welcome back to reality, Rachel.

Quinn

8 weeks if you're lucky, one night if not.

Rachel