Oh, this should be fun. What the hell long stocking?

Quinn

Hey, stop for a minute. Where the hell do you think you're going?

Quinn

Chet: Hey, I went to the urologist today. Guess who has a sperm sample of a 21 year old?
Wagerstein: Did they have to pump Madison's stomach to get the sample?

Who do you think you are? Judging from this tape, you seem like one our self-destructive, brainwashed contestants than somebody who knows how to get what they want. The choice is yours -- kind of. So let me know what you wanna do.

Quinn

Adam: You are a hateful, conniving bitch, you know that?
Quinn: Thank you. Now go start planning your honeymoon, lover.

Quinn: Now get your ass into my office and bring your boyfriend.
Rachel: Jeremy?
Quinn: No, the other one.

You may want to be Chet, but I don't wanna be you, Quinn.

Rachel

Really? I'm sorry you're below the line coupon hunting boyfriend is going to offer you something more better than a five year deal with me?

Quinn

We can make TV that really matters and doesn't make people feel like bags of flesh.

Quinn

Adam: Faith wants to win.
Rachel: What? Oh, you. Uhhh.

Dude, I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but you're kind of a player. If I drew a vagina on a white piece of paper, you'd probably hit on it.

Faith

Quinn: So if I asked you to go down on me right now, would you?
Madison: No. I mean, is that what this is about?
Quinn: No!

UnREAL Quotes

Welcome back to reality, Rachel.

Quinn

8 weeks if you're lucky, one night if not.

Rachel