UnREAL
Mondays 10:00 PM on LifetimeUnREAL Season 1 Quotes
Well, you look like a million bucks.
Quinn
Quinn: I caught you getting your nob polished by a teenager.
Chet: She's a mouth.
Oh, this should be fun. What the hell long stocking?
Quinn
Hey, stop for a minute. Where the hell do you think you're going?
Quinn
Chet: Hey, I went to the urologist today. Guess who has a sperm sample of a 21 year old?
Wagerstein: Did they have to pump Madison's stomach to get the sample?
Who do you think you are? Judging from this tape, you seem like one our self-destructive, brainwashed contestants than somebody who knows how to get what they want. The choice is yours -- kind of. So let me know what you wanna do.
Quinn
Adam: You are a hateful, conniving bitch, you know that?
Quinn: Thank you. Now go start planning your honeymoon, lover.
Quinn: Now get your ass into my office and bring your boyfriend.
Rachel: Jeremy?
Quinn: No, the other one.
You may want to be Chet, but I don't wanna be you, Quinn.
Rachel
Really? I'm sorry you're below the line coupon hunting boyfriend is going to offer you something more better than a five year deal with me?
Quinn
We can make TV that really matters and doesn't make people feel like bags of flesh.
Quinn
Adam: Faith wants to win.
Rachel: What? Oh, you. Uhhh.