This is an ending. It's not a happy one, but it's about as real as it gets.

Quinn

That girl hates me. I made her shit her pants on national television.

Rachel

Quinn: So... what? You're screwing her now?
Chet: How did you know?

I wanna see a bitch bleed. Thank you.

Quinn

Stressful day. What’s he been doing besides napping and jacking off?

Quinn

Hot Rachel just shit herself on national television. Boom. Drop the mic.

Quinn

Someone hasn’t eaten in weeks.

Quinn

Or whack off, please. Something more exciting. I mean, these two screwed last night.

Quinn

We have a saying around here, sluts get cut.

Chet

Oh, are you taking orders from Madison now?

Yael

Rachel, don’t push away the one guy who ever actually cared about you.

Coleman

Hot version of you was stealing your little boyfriend from right under your nose, so who’s clueless now?

Madison

UnREAL Season 2 Quotes

Oh please, he’s going to be making deep, dark, nasty love to them, too!

Quinn

Okay guys. How about we make a TV Show?

Rachel