Are you taking this relationship seriously or am I just a fetish for you? Some handyman boy toy, a One Day At A Time sex Schneider!

Kevin

Not everyone needs to know you like Better Than Ezra.

Reagan

Kevin: You know who's embarrassed? Ava!
Chris: Way to draw a parallel Kev!

Ava: Missy I didn't know you were a J.
Missy: Oh actually I'm a Roman C, but I do love a J.

I'd give anything to wear a cape and have people like it.

Missy

I know it's going to drive you crazy sometimes Babe, but you gotta let me have my weeds.

Chris

Wow, you keep using the word "Better."

Chris

Reagan, are you in some need of medical attention?

Ava

Midday scotches, I like it.

Chris

Yeah, don't left-wing tweet at me please.

Chris

You know what? Ellen did this. Ooh, well played Ellen.

Reagan

I smell feces!

Ava

Up All Night Season 1 Quotes

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?