You're not Calvin Harris.

Lisa

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• Added: November 28, 2016

Anybody can push play on a laptop, you idiot! It's not even connected to anything.

Jax

• Permalink: Anybody can push play on a laptop, you idiot! It's not connected to anything.
• Added: November 28, 2016

Maybe one of the reasons that Jax doesn't like James is because he feels like he's looking at himself 10 years ago and he doesn't like what he sees.

Tom Sandoval

• Permalink: Maybe one of the reasons that Jax doesn't like James is because he feels like he's looking at...
• Added: November 28, 2016

I don't feel like I've ever really been able to articulate clearly or express to her how much I die inside when she goes to the dark side. It kills the Schwartz.

Tom Schwartz

• Permalink: I don't feel like I've ever really been able to articulate clearly or express to her how much...
• Added: November 28, 2016

I got a marble trash can, and now it's too heavy for me to empty the trash.

Stassi

• Permalink: I got a marble trash can, and now it's too heavy for me to empty the trash.
• Added: November 28, 2016

I played a little Beyonce and I wound up with a girlfriend.

James

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• Added: November 28, 2016