Veep
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I'm eating everyone's shit. I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
Mike
Gary: FYI, the President is not calling.
Selina: FYI, Gary, no shit.
Gary: Every single thing you say to me is emasculating. Do you realize that?
Dan: Yes.
Selina: Dan fucked you?
Amy: Mmm hmmm.
Selina: What? Was he wearing a full-length mirror?
Gary: How about a hot soak with a Laura Mercier bath bomb.
Selina: Is it going to explode between my legs and make me cum until I cry?
Gary: I think it's peppermint.
Wazzzup, as they say in the late 90s.
Jonah
Gary: I've selected a few candidates. Or should I say canine-didates.
Selina: No, you shouldn't say that.
Amy, you've got some vomit on your mustache.
Kent
Selina: A Rubix Cube is not impossible to finish.
Gary: I saw a Chinese kid do one in like 10 seconds.
Selina: 10 seconds, Mike.
Ma'am, you need to kill the dog. Not literally, but if it comes to that, then yeah. You gotta kill that dog.
Jonah
You know, I can see right through your shirt. Is it designed that way?
Jonah
Senator Doyle just arrived and he has a face like he's been stabbed in the groin.
Sue
