I love your daughter. You're going to have to get used to it, 'cause I ain't going anywhere.

Jack

Yvonne: It's not black tie.
Ralph: Tie? What's a tie?

Mighty brave of you to go to a wedding with a guy who inherited my fashion sense.

Ralph

I want three things in a date. Tall, dark, and not you.

Yvonne

A son of a bootlegger in office and we helped put him there. You telling me you're not a little bit puffed up.

Rizzo

Jack: My family doesn't bite.
Mia: Mine does.

The only way I'm leaving this town is in a body bag.

Rizzo

I work at a casino. There's no such thing as luck.

Mia

Men like your husband can make anything look like an accident.

Katherine

We found a new way to rob banks. We don't even have to use guns. Everybody wins.

Rizzo

Jack: You're so pretty it hurts.
Mia: Did you write that one down and memorize it?

There are no days of rest in the holy book according to Ralph Lamb. He thinks that's just a typo.

Jack

Vegas Quotes

Your good with number and better with people than I am.

Lamb

Did I tell you to lay hands on this man?

Savino