He's ruining my life! I'm not hitting the goddamned couch with a tennis racket!

Devon

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• Added: March 06, 2016

Welcome to American Century. Be ready to take it up the ass.

Lester

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• Added: March 06, 2016

You're not getting divorced, Mrs. Finestra. You just wasted an hour of my time generating a card to play in the next fight with your husband.

Divorce Attorney

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• Added: March 06, 2016

You know what? You overestimate how shitty I feel about what happened to you!

Richie

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• Added: March 06, 2016

I'd offer you a drink, but you're an asshole.

Richie

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• Added: March 06, 2016

I see slush on the floor from boots of my dear friends as they walk out the door...

Robert Goulet [singing]

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• Added: March 06, 2016

I need an alibi.

Richie

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• Added: March 06, 2016