Vinyl Quotes
Richie: What the fuck happened to the band that I heard?
Julie: I polished them up a little.
Richie: Yeah, and you rubbed away everything that was interesting about them!
What was it you said? I'm Alice, you guys are just a bunch of schmucks who stand behind me.
Alice [looking at Chuck]
Andy: Want me to sign your dress? They'd buy that, too.
Devon: Thank you, Andy.
Nothing like the last whiskey of the night, huh? Except the first beer...of the day!
Alice
Devon: This is what I had. This is what you threw me, like a child. Go play with the dance troup, Dev. They need your brilliant fucking stragegizing. You know, it will be great for you. Get you out of the house.
Richie: And it did.
Devon: The strategy IS fundraising, Richie! That IS the strategy!
You know what? One of these days I'm going to grab you by those mutton chops and turn your head like a steering wheel mother fucker. We're not selling the company!
Richie
Skip: Were you mugged?
Richie: Yes. By God. But I took his wallet instead.
Theater Mgr: Sit down or go back to the fuckin' shelter.
Richie: Hey! I'm no bum, mister.
Theater Mgr: Oh yeah? Then who the hell are ya?
Jamie: So don't I get points for initiative?
Richie: Horatio Alger.
Jamie: So you want me to suck your dick?
It's all about the songs, guys. Can you hum it? Will you remember it tomorrow? Does it make you want to call the radio station and ask who the band they just played was? Think back. Think back to the first time you heard a song that made the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, made you want to dance, or fuck or go our and kick somebody's ass! That's what I want! In two weeks.
Richie
I just passed up a fortune because I believe in the future, and this prick wants to bitch about time frames? The time is now! Today. This very fuckin' minute!
Richie
Richie: You have two weeks to earn your jobs back. Bring me a solo artist or a band that this label can market. I want new, fresh, fast, exciting.
Mitch: In two weeks? I mean, like, how can you put a time frame on talent?
Richie: You're right, Mitch, you can go.
