Vision: Wanda, I know we can't stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know. What am I?
Wanda: You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.
Vision: I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next? We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason-
Wanda: We'll say hello again.

Boys...Thanks for choosing me to be your mom.

Agatha: Runes.
Wanda: 'In a given space, only a witch who cast them can use her magic." Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am.

Have fun in prison!

Darcy

Agatha: 'The Scarlet Witch is not born, she is forged. She has no coven, no need for incantation.'
Wanda: I'm not a witch. I don't cast spells. No one taught me magic!
Agatha: Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It's your destiny to destroy the world.
Wanda: I'm not what you say I am.

Oh, this is awkward. Your ex and your boyfriend together at the same party. Who are you gonna choose, Wanda?

Agatha

I can't feel you.

Wanda: I know you have him.
S.W.O.R.D. Agent: I'm sorry, but like I said-
Wanda: Please...Please. When I came back, he was gone. His body. And I know he's here. He deserves a funeral, at least. I deserve it.

Vision: Wanda, I don't presume to know what you're feeling, but I would like to know. Should you wish to tell me. Should that be of some comfort to you.
Wanda: What makes you think that talking about it would bring me comfort?
Vision: Oh, see, I read that the-
Wanda: The only thing that would bring me comfort is seeing him again. Sorry. I'm so tired. It's...It's just like this wave washing over me, again and again. It knocks me down, and when I try to stand up, it just comes for me again. And I...It's just gonna drown me.
Vision: No. No, it won't.
Wanda: Yeah. How do you know?
Vision: Well, because it can't all be sorrow, can it? I've always been alone, so I don't feel the lack. It's all I've ever known, I've never experienced loss because I have never had a loved one to lose. But what is grief, if not love persevering?

By the end of the episode, you realize it was all a bad dream. None of it was real.

Wanda: Where are my children?
Agatha: 'Where are my children?' Oof! That accent really comes and goes, doesn't it?

I'm not afraid of you, Wanda. I lost the person closest to me, too. The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me and I can't change it. I can't undo it. I can't control this pain anymore. And I don't think I want to, because it's my truth.

Monica

WandaVision Quotes

Norm: You're like a walking computer.
Vision: What? I most certainly am not. I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.

Vision: My wife and her flying saucers.
Wanda: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren't we a fine pair?