WandaVision Season 1 Episode 6: "All-New Halloween Spooktacular!" Quotes
Pietro: Hey, I'm not some stranger and I'm not your husband. You can talk to me.
Wanda: I don't know how I did it. I...I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just...Endless nothingness.
Agnes: You're one of the Avengers. You're Vision. Are you here to help us?
Vision: I am Vision. I do want to help. But what's an Avenger?
Agnes: What? Why don't you know? Am I dead?
Vision: No, no. Why would you think that?
Agnes: Because you are.
Vision: Cause I'm what?
Pietro: I can't believe you're making them return all the candy.
Wanda: I can't believe what a bad influence you are.
Pietro: Who beefed in your borscht? I'm just trying to do my part, okay? Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.Monica
Wanda: It's their first Halloween. You have to be there.
Pietro: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the big dealio? Big guy has a conflict, twins need a father figure for the night. Don't sweat it, sis. I got the old XY chromosome. Uncle P to the rescue, huh?
Vision: There you go. Problem solved.
Billy: Whoa, Mom. Are you old Red Riding Hood?
Wanda: I'm a Sokovian fortune teller.