I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can't rush aging just because it's convenient. And we can't reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.

Wanda

Tommy: Do you have a brother, Mom?
Wanda: I do. Yeah. He's far away from here. And that makes me sad sometimes.

Darcy: If all the sets and props and wardrobe were solid matter, that would mean she's wielding an insane amount of power.
Jimmy: Far exceeding anything she's displayed in the past.
Monica: Uh, she could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn't initiated a blitz. I mean, nobody else came close.
Jimmy: Well, I'd argue that Captain Marvel came close.

Jimmy: But how did she even do it? Bring him back without the Mind Stone?
Darcy: Who knows? But she has the world's only vibranium synthezoid, playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia. What happens when he learns the truth?

Vision: Be careful of their belly buttons and remember to support their heads, and when was the last time you washed your hands? Actually, you know what? It would be... Just... Maybe we better not.
Agnes: Um... Uh... Do you want me to take that again?
Wanda: Uh... I'm sorry?
Agnes: You want me to hold the babies. Should we just take it from the top?
Vision: What?
Wanda: Oh, don't be silly. Vision, let's let Agnes give it a try.

Wanda: Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin.
Vision: Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.
Wanda: Well, don't tell him that.

WandaVision Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Vision: Be careful of their belly buttons and remember to support their heads, and when was the last time you washed your hands? Actually, you know what? It would be... Just... Maybe we better not.
Agnes: Um... Uh... Do you want me to take that again?
Wanda: Uh... I'm sorry?
Agnes: You want me to hold the babies. Should we just take it from the top?
Vision: What?
Wanda: Oh, don't be silly. Vision, let's let Agnes give it a try.

Wanda: Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin.
Vision: Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.
Wanda: Well, don't tell him that.