Darcy: If all the sets and props and wardrobe were solid matter, that would mean she's wielding an insane amount of power.
Jimmy: Far exceeding anything she's displayed in the past.
Monica: Uh, she could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn't initiated a blitz. I mean, nobody else came close.
Jimmy: Well, I'd argue that Captain Marvel came close.

Jimmy: But how did she even do it? Bring him back without the Mind Stone?
Darcy: Who knows? But she has the world's only vibranium synthezoid, playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia. What happens when he learns the truth?

Vision: Be careful of their belly buttons and remember to support their heads, and when was the last time you washed your hands? Actually, you know what? It would be... Just... Maybe we better not.
Agnes: Um... Uh... Do you want me to take that again?
Wanda: Uh... I'm sorry?
Agnes: You want me to hold the babies. Should we just take it from the top?
Vision: What?
Wanda: Oh, don't be silly. Vision, let's let Agnes give it a try.

Wanda: Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin.
Vision: Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.
Wanda: Well, don't tell him that.

Vision: We don't have to stay here. We could go wherever we want.
Wanda: No, we can't. This is our home.
Vision: Are you sure?
Wanda: Oh, don't worry, darling. I have everything under control.

Jimmy: So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?
Darcy: It's a working theory.

Agent: Ms. Lewis?
Darcy: Dr. Lewis.

I, uh, pulled phone numbers for all the residents. I'm only through the Ds, but so far I got Diddly Squat.

Jimmy

Tyler: The program hasn't been the same since you've been up there, Rambeau. Shifted away from manned missions and refocused on robotics, nanotech, AI. Sentient Weapons, like it says on the door.
Monica: It also says "Observation and Response" on that door, not "Creation."
Tyler: World's not the same as you left it. Space is now full of unexpected threats.
Monica: Always was full of threats. And allies.

Monica: My mom is Maria Rambeau. Look it up, I mean...look it up. Maria Rambeau.
Dr. Harley: Monica, I don't understand what's happening, but you need to listen to me. Maria died three years ago.
Monica: Three? No. No. No, no...
Dr. Harley: Which was two years after you...
Monica: After I what? After I what?
Dr. Harley: After you disappeared.

Wanda: I'm a twin. I had a brother. His name was Pietro.
Geraldine: He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?

Wanda: Will the baby be human or Synthezoid? A bit of both?
Vision: If he's anything like his ma, Billy will be perfect.
Wanda: You mean Tommy.

WandaVision Quotes

Vision: Wanda, I know we can't stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know. What am I?
Wanda: You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.
Vision: I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next? We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason-
Wanda: We'll say hello again.

Vision: Wanda, I don't presume to know what you're feeling, but I would like to know. Should you wish to tell me. Should that be of some comfort to you.
Wanda: What makes you think that talking about it would bring me comfort?
Vision: Oh, see, I read that the-
Wanda: The only thing that would bring me comfort is seeing him again. Sorry. I'm so tired. It's...It's just like this wave washing over me, again and again. It knocks me down, and when I try to stand up, it just comes for me again. And I...It's just gonna drown me.
Vision: No. No, it won't.
Wanda: Yeah. How do you know?
Vision: Well, because it can't all be sorrow, can it? I've always been alone, so I don't feel the lack. It's all I've ever known, I've never experienced loss because I have never had a loved one to lose. But what is grief, if not love persevering?