We did not "whammy" each other and I will prove it, or will die trying.

Myka

Aw look, we're spooning.

Pete

Aw, it's like watching Golden Gossip Girls.

Claudia

Hey, don't blame me. I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color.

Pete

Claudia: I'm coming with you.
Artie: Why? No, why?
Claudia: A hospital Artie. There's going to be blood. When you faint someone needs to be there to break your fall.

Claudia: What's that smell?
Artie: I don't smell anything.
Claudia: Exactly, you're primped. You're going to see Dr. Vanessa.

The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.

Claudia

[To Myka] Man, you're hot.

Pete

You know, I've never had a gay friend before. Which is weird, if you think about it I'm sort of fabulous, right? I mean, I guess there was Paquito at the institution, but he was one of Susan's personalities. So I don't think he really counts.

Claudia

Claudia: I'm not trained like you guys. I'm not Secret Service, or ATF, or NSA, or M-O-U-S-E. I'm not a real agent.
Steve: You're real. You're also lying.
Claudia: What? No, no I have no training.
Steve: No, not about the training, about caring about the training. Artie. You wanna impress him.
Claudia. Yes, yes Angela Lansbury, you've solved the mystery! Yeah, I wanna make him proud. You don't know how good to me he's been. I can't let him down.

Aren't you a Buddhist or something? Try being one with the universe for like a minute.

Claudia

Claudia: So you're kind of a poopy pants, aren't you?
Steve: No, it's just I thought this job was gonna have a little more action like what I'm used at the ATF: Guns and bad guys!

Warehouse 13 Season 3 Quotes

You know, it feels a little like my old dog just got sent to the farm and you guys are already shoving a new puppy down my throat.

Pete

Claudia: Hey Pete, that girl is really grateful to you.
Pete: Uh Huh
Claudia: And cold really, really cold. We could see how cold she was.
Pete: I gave her my jacket.