Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.

(to Andy) Enjoy that cock.


Andy: Bro five. What up. L'chaim.
Club owner: What?
Andy: Nothing. I forgot where I was for a second.

Always the babysitter, awesome.


(to Nancy) Guess I'm not so good at this undercover thing.

Fake Ellis

Nancy: Did you get the passports?
Andy: No.
Nancy: What, do we need more money?
Andy: We need Shane, actually.
Nancy: What?
Andy: We need to kill somebody.

(to Lars) I think I'm your son.


What does that mean - relax Warren? Everyone's telling me to relax. Relax Warren, relax!


Look, I'm not an idiot. I know she's not committed yet, but your mother loved me once and that will happen again.


Dude, give up the dream.


Hey what did you use for my picture? The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?


The trouble is all behind us.


Weeds Season 6 Quotes

Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.